The MSM and Tiger Woods

That Tiger Woods. Has he no sense of integrity, no degree of respectability. After this past week the press has been really digging into the hypocrisy of Mr. Woods and the violation of marital and public trust. The scorecard shows he has had indiscriminate sex with at least 10 partners and counting. Now look out the White House lawn. Forty plus Democrat Congressmen, Senators and cabinet officials have formed a line to stand behind this lying adulterer – oh, wait, my mistake. That crowd was showing support for Bill Clinton.

Oh, now I see what happened. Tiger Woods has indeed committed adultery. Even though main stream press has ignored the story, the National Inquirer was there for the American people who deserve to know whenever a public figure has been gallivanting in the wrong bedroom at their expense. There is even a love child as one of his aide claims the parentage of. That disgusting Woods, there he is hiding in a men’s room toilet to avoid the . . . –oops, I’m sorry. Because the mainstream press didn’t report that news, I got it mixed up. That story was about a Democrat Presidential candidate John Edwards.

That disgusting Tiger, he was in a Washington bar with another golfer and they had a waitress trapped between them on the floor. We should have known this type event could happen; after all, remember the pregnant mistress who drown . . . wrong again, that was the beloved Democrat Senator Teddy Kennedy with Democrat Senator Dodd, not Tiger Woods. I was confused because, the press refused to report that story too.

That Tiger Woods, he was calling an escort service. Now what a man does in private is none of the public’s business, but when he uses government funds to pay for the prostitution service the press has to report this violation and cover it wall to wall every day and break in with every little development. . .what is wrong with me, that was the Democrat Gov. Elliot Spitzer.

How much more humiliation does Mrs. Woods have to endure because of Tiger’s duplicity. Now we find out that Tiger and his mistress were down at the attorney’s office 8 months before Mrs. Woods is served divorce papers, and the mistress is involved with government funds…oh wait, that wasn’t Tiger Woods either. It was Max Baucus, the 6th longest tenured Democrat Senator from Montana.

At least Tiger Woods is not a congressman whose prostitute homosexual boyfriend was running a male gay brothel out of his house, because I am sure if that had been Mr. Woods, surely he would be forced to resign, isn’t that correct, Democrat Congressman (“I’m not an outdoorsman so I didn’t know that forest my boyfriend was growing in my back yard was marijuana”) Frank?

Certainly Tiger Woods has violated the vows of marriage and trust of his wife. As a public figure, he has forfeited the right to be a role model and has been fired as a spokesman for several national ad campaigns; but if he had been a Democrat politician, we might never have even heard of his disgrace.

So what do all of these people have in common? They are all white while Tiger Woods is black. So therefore I can only conclude that the Main Stream Media must be racist because, as they have hammered in to us for the past two years, pointing out an African American’s actual failures and shortcomings is just plain racism.

By the way, Gov. Sanford, where is your resignation, please?!