Sunday, December 20, 2009

School of Obama

First it was social promotions.  When our children had difficulty passing, we went to a pass/fail system that no longer honored achievement but simply sent the student on to the next grade in order to NOT stigmatize the child.  Less emphasis was placed on factual and historical learning and placed on project achievements and social awareness sensitivity.  2 + 2 could = 5 if we tried hard.  And we get dumber.

Next we went to No Child Left Behind.  In order to increase the minimal education level of American students, we began to “test Teach”.  That is, the teachers and schools were evaluated based on test scores.  Teachers left behind the teaching of the subjects and instead emphasized teaching only the information that appeared on the “achievement tests”. And we continued getting dumber.

Now it appears we have arrived at some new system of evaluation.  It is based upon student charisma, likability and how much the student struggled with his background.  The latest polls show that President Obama has the LOWEST approval ratings ever for a President after his first year in office, yet when asked about his work as president, Mr. Obama stated that he would grade himself a “B+”.  A “B+”?!? That’s amazing!  According to what grading system could you rate the Obama presidency a “B+”?  Perhaps with the Jimmy Carter grade as the standard; then maybe on that curve Mr. Obama’s grade could improve.  After his first year in office:

1.       Mr. Obama has led America to apologize for every ill world event in the last 300 years.  Obviously history doesn’t matter in the Obama education plan.

2.      Mr. Obama has led America to the highest unemployment rate since Carter’s tenure in office.  At least we have not seen the return of the “Misery Index”.  Obviously, social studies is not a pre-requisite in the Obama education evaluation system.

3.      Under the Obama watch, the largest debt ceiling in American history has been reached as the American economy continues its downward spiral with the attack on small business, the insurance companies, Wall Street, the vacation industry, the aviation  industry, the medical field, banks, home building, home mortgage, the automobile industry, etc, etc, etc.   So Math and Economics is no longer required basics in the Obama School of learning.

4.      Obama has continued his assault on the U. S. Constitution.  Freedoms of Speech, Freedom of Religion, the 2nd Amendment, and the right to pursue happiness and health have all been discarded.  Looks like American Government is no longer on the curriculum at the Obama School of Hope and Change.

5.      The continued pursuit of Global Warming and the revelations of the e-mails that confirm the hoax being perpetrated on the American people (and the rest of the world) show us that Science has also been removed from the curriculum for the Obama School of Tax and Spend and Tax Some More

So what’s on the syllabus?

1.      Teleprompter reading

2.      Pandering to voting groups

3.      Support for community organizations for voter fraud and graft

4.      Solicitation/ fundraising

5.      Promotion and payback for union corruption

6.      Good intentions

7.      Extra credit for being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize without actually doing anything

Okay, as long as we live in a society where 2 + 2 can = 5 based upon a good intentions;  where we won’t keep score at little league ballgames since it may stigmatize the young cherubs; where welfare is more profitable than employment; where we are provided by government agencies translations in English, Spanish, Vietnamese, French and Farsi instead of expecting people to learn the language spoken in the country they are living in; where a congresswoman believes that Americans have walked upon Mars; where we elect failed, foul-mouthed and unfunny comedians to senate seats; where we count the votes from the dead, prison convicts and illegal aliens while rejecting the votes from our members of the Armed Forces serving in harm’s way; where our taxes fund lying, cheating, embezzling criminal organizations and call them “community organizers”; where plagiarists can be elected  Vice President of the United States; where former radicals who murder police officers can advise the president of the United States; where convicted felons can write the health care agenda and attend White House State Parties; where the national security of the United States would be sacrificed to pass the socialistic health care bill; then President Obama was too modest, he has obviously earned an A+. Besides, if there was anything lacking on the Obama report card, it was George Bush’s fault for eating his homework, Obama can’t be marked down for that, right?

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

The MSM and Tiger Woods

That Tiger Woods. Has he no sense of integrity, no degree of respectability. After this past week the press has been really digging into the hypocrisy of Mr. Woods and the violation of marital and public trust. The scorecard shows he has had indiscriminate sex with at least 10 partners and counting. Now look out the White House lawn. Forty plus Democrat Congressmen, Senators and cabinet officials have formed a line to stand behind this lying adulterer – oh, wait, my mistake. That crowd was showing support for Bill Clinton.

Oh, now I see what happened. Tiger Woods has indeed committed adultery. Even though main stream press has ignored the story, the National Inquirer was there for the American people who deserve to know whenever a public figure has been gallivanting in the wrong bedroom at their expense. There is even a love child as one of his aide claims the parentage of. That disgusting Woods, there he is hiding in a men’s room toilet to avoid the . . . –oops, I’m sorry. Because the mainstream press didn’t report that news, I got it mixed up. That story was about a Democrat Presidential candidate John Edwards.

That disgusting Tiger, he was in a Washington bar with another golfer and they had a waitress trapped between them on the floor. We should have known this type event could happen; after all, remember the pregnant mistress who drown . . . wrong again, that was the beloved Democrat Senator Teddy Kennedy with Democrat Senator Dodd, not Tiger Woods. I was confused because, the press refused to report that story too.

That Tiger Woods, he was calling an escort service. Now what a man does in private is none of the public’s business, but when he uses government funds to pay for the prostitution service the press has to report this violation and cover it wall to wall every day and break in with every little development. . .what is wrong with me, that was the Democrat Gov. Elliot Spitzer.

How much more humiliation does Mrs. Woods have to endure because of Tiger’s duplicity. Now we find out that Tiger and his mistress were down at the attorney’s office 8 months before Mrs. Woods is served divorce papers, and the mistress is involved with government funds…oh wait, that wasn’t Tiger Woods either. It was Max Baucus, the 6th longest tenured Democrat Senator from Montana.

At least Tiger Woods is not a congressman whose prostitute homosexual boyfriend was running a male gay brothel out of his house, because I am sure if that had been Mr. Woods, surely he would be forced to resign, isn’t that correct, Democrat Congressman (“I’m not an outdoorsman so I didn’t know that forest my boyfriend was growing in my back yard was marijuana”) Frank?

Certainly Tiger Woods has violated the vows of marriage and trust of his wife. As a public figure, he has forfeited the right to be a role model and has been fired as a spokesman for several national ad campaigns; but if he had been a Democrat politician, we might never have even heard of his disgrace.

So what do all of these people have in common? They are all white while Tiger Woods is black. So therefore I can only conclude that the Main Stream Media must be racist because, as they have hammered in to us for the past two years, pointing out an African American’s actual failures and shortcomings is just plain racism.

By the way, Gov. Sanford, where is your resignation, please?!